So I love the old StarGate series and one of the icons of the series was the use of the FN P90 bull pup machine pistol with its 50 round transparent plastic magazine on the top of the barrel, just popping off the bad Egyptian dudes by the dozens.
The reality was that this French sponsored weapon was not just a prop. Developed in the 80’s as better than a pistol, sub machine gun or rifle for vehicle crews and security forces . Something with the ability to penetrate bullet proof vests, carry a lot of rounds, but not load the soldier down or make a big visual impression.
The core of this is the 5.7×28 mm round…a center fire 22 pistol round. With the ability to accurately hit and penetrate at moderate range. A 9in (ish) barrel in a bull pup kept the weapon short. The plastic magazine was bizarre but worked, stacking the rounds sideways with a ramp/pivot to feed the rounds into the chamber. It doesn’t sound like a great idea but apparently it was engineered well and does the job reliably while providing 50 rounds.
The 5.7×28 round has started to make an impact with the current interest in self defense and concealed carry. The Ruger 57, the FN 57 pistol both are modest successes and deservedly so. Now KelTec kicked it up a whole lot with this 5.7x28mm Maxi Pistol…really a bit of a competitor to the P90 which may be out of print now. It is a wild take on what is supposed to be a personal ‘side arm’ but it certainly makes an impression.
OK so Rotten Tomatoes gives it a grilling but its a fun movie and pretty well done. I’d be lying if I say its worth full price or 3D, but cor a matinee, which is all I and my son go to, its…well…fun. It gets the tone right, neither too campy or too serious and the characters are, uh, well what can you say about a near seven foot, bipedal rat and turtles? The characters have to have lay it on thick personalities that was the way they always have been. The TNMT’s are fun loving reasonably serious young guys. The bad guys are villains with goons what can you add? Megan Fox’s character is central, and she held the movie together. Her O’Neal is not a shrinking violet, victim or Mz KickAss, for the plot she had to be a bit pig headed and very naive, but she was well cast and played it well.
We’d certainly go and see a sequel if it’s done as well and doesn’t have much competition.
So Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy is a fun movie. If you want a fun afternoon or night out, go a see it, you’ll laugh and be amazed. I love Groot and Rocket Raccoon the two CGI characters shown in their own movie poster below.
There are many who are over the top about this movie, I think because it could have been awful and isn’t. There is something about the movie that makes me hold back from saying Fantastic, but it is very, very good. There may be other things playing in, but the pace was too frenetic the cutting too staccato for me to fully enjoy. Also a lot of characters seemed to intimate some link to a deeper story that we didn’t get to see. An introductory movie set in a deep universe like Marvel’s may be prone to this and my ‘author’s bump’ maybe too sensitive to these things but these ‘issues’ kept me from getting as deeply engrossed as I did in Edge of Tomorrow and some of the other Marvel films.
But its a fun movie, go and root for Groot, Rocket and their pets.
Lucy is a disappointing movie. That is not to say it is awful, but I could not argue with someone who said that it was awful. For me the movie started out very well and was watchable throughout but it left me feeling like I had seen a Hollywood Horror, not the child of the Luc Besson, director of the movie The Fifth Element. The movie feels like it was cut short. Started out on a path like, if a bit less out there than, TFE but then got chopped short. It as if the script was written around a very tight plot but instead of spending time fleshing out the story and the characters it was decided to just get something out the door as cheaply and quickly as possible. I suppose that Johansson or others were not available for the time Besson needed to do a TFE like work. Whatever it was this is a very disappointing movie, mainly because it had great potential.
The details: the violence is what some called ‘over the top’ but unfortunately it’s what I call pseudo realistic; Lucy starts out as a believable type…and ends equally believable but without an audience leading transition ; while the Lucy UberHuman [LUH]is believable I think a more relate-able version was possible ; the LUH’s abilities are fantastical, over the top, a creepier, more understated version was possible ; the plot is ultra simple and while the plot holes are there they don’t derail the movie ; [SPOILER ALERT] the bad guys are workmanlike if a bit too Bond-Goon-Squadish, but I really really wanted to evil surgeon from the early scenes to get terminated with prejudice ; the end is utterly anticlimactic the ‘happy’ ending wasn’t cheery and had no punch, the LUH metastasizes to another plane leaving behind the USB key fob to the universe, the confused boy toy police guy gets a text message from the beyond and the world goes on…meh.
Details of the details:
LUH’s creation: The crap about the utilization of the human brain was good as a way of thinking about human capacity but its scientific bunk, which spoiled the movie a bit for me. The drug was TFE Beeson over the top (as was its introduction) but its derivation and supposed affect were not very convincing. I’d have bought a material that increases intelligence by accelerating and reorganizing the brain, but requires constant new fill-ups or the user becomes a vegetable, it’s the first of a new family of bio-nanotech human enhancement drugs the Chinese mob has stolen, one vial of the stuff could infect hundreds or thousands, who would all become vegetables if they cannot get the fix… a trope matrix that could have been much more scary.
Violence: I think that LUH had to use violence she had no time to explain. The emotionless LUH had no compunction about using it which was funny the first time but troubling with no context. Also the violence was too risk free, humans react to violence, modern training makes us hesitate but there are many among us who would react almost instinctively. LUH did to some extent explain herself to the surgeon but the hole here was their reaction to her and the lack of a police response in the time it took to take out the bag etc…A couple of soliloquies or appologetic explanations to victims (even dead ones) would have helped and could even have been funny….
Emotionless: Emotions are chemical and triggered by autonomous systems, LUH could suppress them…believable. But I lost any real human interest in the whole story when I knew she was essentially a machine with a hard stop use by date. The appearance of the hurting, frightened, grieving old Lucy would not have been hard or out of place, her goodbye to her mother was only part of what should have been a thread through to the end.
LUH powers: Telekinesis, really? Mental control of electronics plays into my idea for LUH abilities but its just magical crap with the trope used. With ability to control her physiology, and ultra fast processing she could have senses and reactions and strength way beyond the norm, and would have needed to eat like a horse (that was consistent in a way) she might be able to exude skin oils or pheromones with powerful effects, could heal herself fast, maybe even read minds if in contact with the target, etc, etc. These effects and her having to think her way out of dead ends would have supported the simple story line. The magical powers she exhibited should have been part of a movie with more complexity / depth in other areas, where those powers play are a way to keep the story moving fast….here they just truncated this already too simple movie.
Bad Guys: OK pretty good in a Bond Villain Goon Squad sort of way but still. And what about the evil surgeon? he really needed his own poetic if gory end.
The ending: A more effective ending would have been failure…the bad guys kill her, the bad guy’s die, maybe science guy and boy toy survive to grieve Lucy’s death. Then maybe a hint that she did not fail but that she had made sure that the bad guys got sucked in and destroyed while the drug or whatever that created LUH will be treated like a mixture of nuclear weapon and Ebola.
The wait is over, at least for the unedited version. So when the 24th of Nov hit it was 58K words. It is now 122K and you may not believe this but it’s the shortest book and by far the shortest draft I’ve ever managed. I think it works, I hope you like Elgin and his world. It’s probably not everyone’s cup of tea, it rises through a series of peaks to a crescendo then slips into the end.
Download, enjoy, especially if you’ve downloaded, read and enjoyed the first parts.
My first published novel Moon Dreams, published through Smashwords and available for Nook, iBooks, Sony Reader as well as Smashwords and other eTailers (for FREE!!!) is still available and is seems to be doing reasonably well. It gets 5 stars by those who read it. Its classic Sci Fi, how a new invention might be used and how it affects the world, it has it all, invention, a nutty scientist, hero, heroine, space battles, a reasonably happy ending etc.
My second book, Under Siege is on sale for $1.99 on the same web sites, and is I think (I should) is well worth the price. Its a far future Sci Fi in a rather different tradition than Moon Dreams, talking about the human condition and the tides of civilization using the tapestry of a decadent empire.
The third book (or the first half of it) currently available just on Smashwords and not published yet is Elgin. The story of a modern day cowboy who finds himself in a completely different role as the avatar of an ancient guardian sent to earth to protect it from the predation of other interstellar species and to protect humanity from itself, in a world where Magic, absent since before the height of the Roman empire, is returning.
Target Word Count 50,000 Target Average Words Per Day 1,667
Average Per Day 2,447